Friday, 22 January 2010

Training downside:


Alarming evidence is emerging of the unwanted effects of strenuous exercise.

Testosterone levels rise rapidly. In normal people, this can be viewed in more aggressive posturing, and a predominance of unwanted body hair.

Where there is a lack of follicular presence, secretion within the sebaceous glands can have disastrous consequences on surfaces in osmotic membrane contact with this oily substance.

Pictured here - a preening Oakley hairpiece in a vulgar mating display, captured opposite the Litten Tree in the High street last night, it's testicular gigantis a sad testimony to the perils of genetic modification.

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