Following on from his residency in the 'instructor's saddle' at spinning, there have been alarming developments.
Following a cold but enjoyable ride around Bedfordshire last Sunday, we retired to the privacy of the Slippery's kitchen.
Refusing the offer of a hearty bacon sandwich, opting instead for a rindless rasher on a gluten free rye base, Oakley proceeded to discuss his new crotch protecting cycle shorts. Barely pausing for breath, he alarmingly dropped his Ron Hills to unveil a distinctly feminine pattern to his shorts.
Open mouthed and aghast, our cycling Celts calmly advised the toupee-topped pre-op transsexual to re-hoist his trousers before the Eales family returned home - little expecting such deviant behaviour in the previously secure sanctity of their own breakfast room!
Moving on -
Likely to be a full house this week at spinning:
McNulty
Morris
(no Charles)
Brown
Cocksedge
Eales
Oakley
Kav
Howie
Louse (either one!)
Tommo
Let me know if I'm missing anyone?
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