Incensed that the BEST 2010 event was only 'all about the cyclists', Brookesy has thrown his hat in the ring.
'I don't see why there there shouldn't be a fair reflection of the hard work the support team outs in. It's not easy tackling all those pinot washed lunchtime lunches whilst worrying should anything happen in the peleton some 20 miles behind. Only last year, I declined the palate clearing sorbet as I was unable to fully focus on the meal. In recognition of this, I wish to ban all talk of ultra thin 6.5mm chains, and propose a new logo and name for the event. I will concentrate on building up my usefulness - after a 20 year lapse - so that you will notice when I join with my colleagues from the Vauxhall plant in Ellesmere Port in a day of solidarity to fight the lack of thanks I get.'
We wait to see if this day of solidarity involves sunning the torso whilst quaffing alcohol and truffle-infused gourmet food - if so, we won't know the difference.
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