Whilst extensive training was carried out in and around Bedfordshire over the Easter Holiday, news has reached this reporter of an altogether less savoury activity by two 'cyclists'.Under the 'guise of a training ride down to Marlow - brazenly declaring this as the reason why they couldn't join the local training, news reports on the website of the Thames Valley Police tell a quite diferent tale.
Following intensve surveillance of the woods outside the Great Missenden School for young girls, arrests and subsequent cautions were recorded. Citing a navigational misunderstanding of his new Garmin device, Oakers and Stato were unable to give real cause why they were cycling directly behind the girls' shower block - following a torrid lacrosse game against Haberdashers Askes.
With a trial date set for May 27th, the team are relying on the inventive advocacy of Perry Mason to extricate this sorry pair in time for the 11.47 Channel crossing to CAST!
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