The Titian-haired leader of the pack was seen limping from the class, pursuing the eternal hypochondriac, Oakley, to the Bedford Arms for a post-spin cider.
With the cutbacks in NHS funding, we were lucky to avail help from Stelios Haji-Ioannou who was also at the bar. The injured knee was x-rayed at boarding gate 12 in Luton Airport courtesy of Easyjet. Other than a brief misunderstanding involving some petroleum based jelly coated marigolds, the Pikey was let loose with a fine portrait of the patellofemoral joint seen left.
Prognosis is good, with prescribed lashings of the Grantham-derived panacea, millionaire shortbread.
The anticipated lay-off of 2 weeks will give others chance to offer smutty innuendo to the class trainer this week.
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